Monday, December 8, 2008

Funny Sayings

Here are some funny things my kids have said lately:

~"Mom, can we go to booger king for lunch today ?" (A is a big fan of Burger King)

~"A, don't come near me. If I give you the red eye you'll be sorry!" (J is currently suffering with pink eye)

~"Aunt Franny, do you want to play on the Weed with us, the Weed is really fun!" (No, I'm not raising a house of stoners, A just really likes to play on the Wii)

~While playing the Price is Right with her Aunts, A was asked how much a new car would cost, in a very definitive voice while holding one finger in the air A said,"Forty dollars!"

~As I was getting ready for a night out J was helping me and doing her own make up. She carefully put eye shadow on the applicator, squeezed her eyes shut and smeared eyeshadow all over her face, getting a small amount actually on her eye lid. With her eyes still shut tight she said to me, "Mom, did I get it all?"

I hope these put a smile on your face. I know my children never fail to entertain me.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The Great Mystery....

It seems I have a mysterious toothpaste gremlin at my house. I just found pink bubble gum mint Dora toothpaste on my front hall rug. No one seems to know how it got there. J and A aren't cracking and since all S can say is "more" and "ahh" he is no help. Never mind that the toothpaste belongs in the upstairs bathroom, not the front hall.

I think this is something my children and the gremlin are going to take to the grave. Oh well, what can you do. Does anyone have any advice on how to get pink toothpaste out of Berber?